#11 Went Online-Shopping While Drunk… Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

#12 So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

#13 While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

#14 “Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her.”

#15 Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I’m A Straight Guy

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#16 My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

#17  Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dad-bod Beach Towel

#18 Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

#19 So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend’s 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30 AM That I Didn’t Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

#20 I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And eBay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day